Mythological Maven Pillows

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Invisible clothes

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Moses as a child.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Upper West Side Story

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'