Magical Maven Pillows

'I'm popping out for a brief spell.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Stonehenge Explained

Invisible clothes

Myths and legends...

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Like that?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Moses as a child.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Life is ghoul

It was a match made in heaven.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

Bleak House

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'