Magnetic Maven Pillows

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Direct Marketing...

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Trade Show Sherpas

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."