Magnetism Maven Pillows

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Reporter #6: television.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."