Magnetism Maven T-Shirts

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."