Meteorology Maven T-Shirts

'True, but it's very accurate!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Natural Disasters

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Painting clouds

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

A sure sign of rain

Shaken not stirred

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Business is off the chart.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Office Weather

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.