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The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"#Win!"

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Made in China

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.