Metric Maven T-Shirts

Let your favorite data enthusiast wear their passion proudly with our witty and stylish metric maven t-shirts. Perfect for casual days or stand-out statements.

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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Satis Factory Tour

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"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds." mockup

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

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"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid." mockup

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

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'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!' mockup

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

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When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

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Business is off the chart.

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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Your Guide to Winning Movember

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell." mockup

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

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Lady Liberty's Self-Care

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"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?" mockup

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

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"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art." mockup

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

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Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

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"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium." mockup

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

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"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

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"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe." mockup

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

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"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket." mockup

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

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Psychic Research Unit.

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"And now, with the projected sales figures..." mockup

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

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"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

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