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"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Time to buy.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

Looks like another profit's warning

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''