Marsupial Maven T-Shirts

"It's really sad when you outlive your children."

Koala

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Bleak House

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Masterpiece?

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"No. You can't move back in."

The Friendly Antipodes

Save the Humans.

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

Alexander Borodin.

"I called shotgun."

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

"You're right, it does play with light and shadow while upending conventions of abstraction, but you're still under arrest."

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'