Marsupial Maven Pillows

"It's really sad when you outlive your children."

Koala

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Masterpiece?

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Bleak House

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"No. You can't move back in."

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

The Friendly Antipodes

Alexander Borodin.

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

"I called shotgun."

"You're right, it does play with light and shadow while upending conventions of abstraction, but you're still under arrest."

Save the Humans.