Marsupial Maniac Pillows

The Friendly Antipodes

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

Love Hurts

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Baby Marsupial On Board

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Lox Ness Monster

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

Mammoth hoover