Marsupial Maniac Pillows

The Friendly Antipodes

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Koala

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

Love Hurts

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Baby Marsupial On Board

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Lox Ness Monster

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

Mammoth hoover

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'