Marsupial Musings Pillows

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

'Researching the opossum article.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Greek goddess

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

Baby Marsupial On Board

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Walkies with the Stars

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Where can I get one of those?"

'Must be Pandora's.'

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"