Modern Marsupial Pillows

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Baby Marsupial On Board

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

The first marsupial.

"Where can I get one of those?"

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

The Friendly Antipodes