Marsupial Fans Pillows

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Koala

"They're so like us."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

How's the new one?

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'