Modern Marsupial Gifts

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

How's the new one?

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Baby Marsupial On Board

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

The first marsupial.

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

The Friendly Antipodes