Marsupial Musings Gifts

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Greek goddess

Baby Marsupial On Board

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Walkies with the Stars

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

The first marsupial.

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

'Must be Pandora's.'