Marsupial Enthusiast Gifts

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

'I feel so empty since the kids left home.'

"He was born breech."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"I love you son, but don't you think that it's time to move out?"

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Kangaroos: 'How are the twins? 'They keep me hoppin'!'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Baby Marsupial On Board

"I promised him he could have a pet."

"That's it, young man....go to your room!"

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

'Don't tell me you're still living with your parents!'

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

Kangaroo with 'baby on board' sign.

'Oh, junior almost never comes out -- he's a real pouch potato.'

Kangaroo sees other with cup holders.

"Where can I get one of those?"

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Advantages of Marsupialism.

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."