Marsupial Admirer Gifts

'When did you first notice that lump in your underpants ?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Thanks for babysitting Jim: Joey should feel right at home...'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!'

Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Don't be silly, I'm watching him for a friend.'

Pouch Envy.

Funky Facts: Kangaroos.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Alien Snowmen

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alien Assumption

Koala

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Turtle Trailer Court

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'