Marsupial Admirer Prints

'When did you first notice that lump in your underpants ?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Thanks for babysitting Jim: Joey should feel right at home...'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!'

Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Don't be silly, I'm watching him for a friend.'

Pouch Envy.

Funky Facts: Kangaroos.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Alien Snowmen

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alien Assumption

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Koala

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.