Marsupial Enthusiasts Prints

'No no no! Your friend can't go into your bedroom!'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Koala

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"I meant the dog!"

Yakety-Yak

How's the new one?

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Consider yourself chased."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.