Marsupial Enthusiasts Gifts

'No no no! Your friend can't go into your bedroom!'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Koala

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Life's a Bench.

"I meant the dog!"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

How's the new one?

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Yakety-Yak

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Consider yourself chased."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.