Marsupial Aficionado Gifts

The first marsupial.

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I found him on the internet.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.