Porcupine Aficionado Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Mardi Gras

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Party Animals.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

Bears going water skiing.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Jurassic Pork

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."