Porcupine Aficionado Pillows

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Party Animals.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bears going water skiing.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Jurassic Pork

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."