Possum Aficionado Pillows

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

'Stanley Possum was not sure if he should continue to play dead or play one of the living dead.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

Teddy and friends.

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

Sumo Love.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Global Warming.

'Well, Mr Hughes, all evidence to the contrary, I'd say your possum here was just putting it on.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"Unplug and chill out."

Penguin identity parade

Weapens of Mass Instruction

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Pun-Guins

Mine Host.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'