Possum Aficionado Gifts

'Stanley Possum was not sure if he should continue to play dead or play one of the living dead.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Teddy and friends.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

Sumo Love.

Global Warming.

'Well, Mr Hughes, all evidence to the contrary, I'd say your possum here was just putting it on.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Pun-Guins

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Penguin identity parade

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Unplug and chill out."

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Mine Host.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'