Opossum Enthusiast Gifts

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You do like octopus?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Cheerleaders

"I'm in disguise."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"