Octopus Enthusiast Gifts

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

Octopus-bagpipes

'Hello, Room Service?'

Octopus Pickpocket

Octopus Drummer

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

"Well, your posture needs work, but I can't fault you for eye-contact."

Writer

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Octopus in the bleachers.

'How's your octopus?'

'Your network administrator is here.'

'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'

'Can't wait to get my arms around you....'

Octopus has Manicure.

Live Bait.

Soon Daryl would learn to hate playing hide and seek with the Octopus.

Rain.

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

"This I like."

"I hope it's not socks again."

City Zoo: Day Care

"You do like octopus?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

A mother and baby elephant

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat