Octopus Fans Gifts

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

"I'm smart because I have so many fingers!"

"You do like octopus?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Elevator Music

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Rogue elephant

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

The USA...

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Happy birthday Darling!

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Get a rockpool!

'Just too many choices.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

octopus knitting a jumper...

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Cook and Octopus

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."