Octopus Fans Pillows

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Elevator Music

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Rogue elephant

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

The USA...

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Happy birthday Darling!

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Cook and Octopus

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'Just too many choices.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

octopus knitting a jumper...

Get a rockpool!

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'Wheeee...'

Octopus in the bleachers.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'