Octopus Lover Pillows

The USA...

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

Octopus in a bagpipe band,

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"You do like octopus?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'