Octopus Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."

"You do like octopus?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

The USA...

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

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