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"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."

"You do like octopus?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Octopus on Keys.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

The USA...

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Get a rockpool!

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

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