Octopus Fanatic T-Shirts

Octopus juggling balls.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"You do like octopus?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"That's mine!"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Carp, per diem.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."