Octopus Fanatic T-Shirts

Octopus juggling balls.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"You do like octopus?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

"That's mine!"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Carp, per diem.