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"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Making fun of Starfish.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Oceanographers go home'

Sid's Seafood Cafe: Sorry, out of kelp!

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Submarine

Dry Cleaning

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...