Underwater Fanatic Pillows

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'Oceanographers go home'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Submarine

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Sid's Seafood Cafe: Sorry, out of kelp!

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Dry Cleaning

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'