Ocean Fanatic Pillows

Shark with false teeth.

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

Sid's Seafood Cafe: Sorry, out of kelp!

Submarine

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

When laundry ruled the waves.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

'I blame global warming!'

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth