Ocean Aficionados Pillows

"Must it be a frenzy every time you feed?"

Fish: 'Wanna play doctor?' 'Only if I can be sturgeon general.'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Boat wedding.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Fishing boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'