Ocean Aficionados Prints

"Must it be a frenzy every time you feed?"

Fish: 'Wanna play doctor?' 'Only if I can be sturgeon general.'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

"Ever notice when friends or family visit everyone gathers around the island?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Boat wedding.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Segregated Beach

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

How Swordfish Are Born

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

A crab with a utility knife claw