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The USA...

Why are you sticking yourself? Why are you sticking yourself? Why are you sticking yourself? Mooommm

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

Octopus in a bagpipe band,

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"You do like octopus?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Shellfie

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Turtle Trailer Court

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'