Oyster Enthusiasts Pillows

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Boat wedding.

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

How Swordfish Are Born

Fishing boat.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'