Otter Enthusiast Pillows

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

"Lookin' for otters, pal?"

Otter Tattoos

Otter

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Trojan Beagle.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Cat in a flap

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Tallyho!"