Otter Enthusiast Gifts

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

"Lookin' for otters, pal?"

Otter Tattoos

Otter

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'