Tiny Critter Enthusiast Gifts

"The usual, please, Ken."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'I'm huggable!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"You're amazing!"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"How small will he get?"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Smart Asp

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

How Snails Are Born

Gee, thanks

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

Weasal

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

'Sometimes I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere.'

Stick insect

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

'I wish you would go back to training elephants , Otto !'

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."