Clever Critter Enthusiast Gifts

Smart Asp

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You're amazing!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Something nocturnal."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"The usual, please, Ken."

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

Weasal

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'And a hint of oak.'

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Chicken Legs

Not my business...

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."