Otter Aficionado Gifts

"I'm sorry, Mr. Binkman, but if you look closely, your policy with us is for otter insurance, not auto insurance. By the way, your otter wasn't hurt in the accident, was he?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"You do like octopus?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Welcome to the Team

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'He wants a second opinion.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Spot the fur ball.

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

Cat scratches dog's car.

Cook and Octopus

"You wanna put that back?"

Get a rockpool!

'Can we keep him?'

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'