Frog Aficionado Gifts

Prince frog to frog about princess: 'We're friends, so she accepts me warts and all.'

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

Leopard Frog (Rana Pipiens) - In honor of those who met their fate at the hands of an untold number of biology students.

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

"I've been waiting fifty years for somebody to break that bloody spell!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

'Personally, I wouldn't recommend France.'

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

'Imposter! There's been no Frog Prince since the French revolution.'

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Of course he had to renounce all claim to the throne, but I'm still hoping to find a cure."

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fearless Frog Part 12