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Fearless Frog Part 19

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Leap Frog

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ricochet

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'