Froggie Fanatics Gifts

Carniverous frog

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Romantic Frogs

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"